Coffee

We have a multitude of coffees--more varieties and sizes than any other coffee distributor in the world.  As we all know, coffee has been the cornerstone export of Brazil ever since the first African slave arrived on their coastline.  For well over two centuries, our brothers to the south ever so graciously exploited thousands of black bodies to the tune of millions in coffee revenue, which is what inspired us to harvest the caffeine cash ourselves!  This sweet cherry pit is now something that we exploit from farmers in Africa and developing nations around the world at low prices to maximize our profits.

Keeping with our American values, each coffee is modeled after a presidential election year.  Flavors stay consistent with slight differences in espresso content, milks, cream, nutty undertones and spices that have been especially designed by our team of historians and Espresso Engineers.

White cups indicate that the coffee is made with our one-of-a-kind white coffee beans.  However, for those who prefer a standard black coffee, we offer two options--our 2008 and 2012 Obama cup--for coffee conservatives.

282 white coffees         2 black coffees          1 strawberry coffee