Cigarettes, cigars and pipe tobacco... has there ever been a more perfect legalized drug in the free world?  Sure, it will kill you slowly overtime through various cancers, Emphysema, bronchitis, stroke and heart disease... BUT you'll look as cool as Don Draper and John Wayne rolled into one.  

Slaves were fortunate enough to join in the building of our great nation through their generous work in the tobacco fields.  For that reason, we pay homage to our nations first drug dealers, our favorite slave masters:

  • George Washington
  • Thomas Jefferson
  • Benjamin Franklin
  • James Madison
  • James Monroe
  • Andrew Jackson
  • Martin Van Buren
  • William Henry Harrison
  • John Tyler
  • James K. Polk
  • Zachary Taylor
  • Andrew Johnson
  • Ulysses S. Grant

SALE: Running a great special on the James Madison--they're only 3/5 the regular price!